Dan Time. Like Down Time...But Dan Time -ROUTINE

ROUTINE –noun

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a customary or regular course of procedure. AKA - Most people's life. DAILY SCHEDULE: Wake up 6:27 Press snooze button until 7:45 Get out of bed at 8:03 Pee/Poop/Take a shower (optional) Stare at the mirror for 4 minutes Brush Teeth Walk back to bedroom like a zombie Look at the clock and notice you have to leave in 16 minutes 5 minutes to pick out an outfit 3 minutes to get dressed 8 minutes to think of a GREAT EXCUSE to call out of work Walk out of the door Think of anything you may have forgotten BEST PART - THE TRAVEL TO WORK Going to work is always entertainment. Especially on Public Transportation. Here in Newark we have the guy who tells everyone he is a Photographer, but looks more like a subject. Than you have the lady/girl who feels like everyone should know that her kids need to get their ass whooped via phone conversation with her best friend. There's the construction worker who smells like Budweiser way too early, and the Teacher who looks like a soldier getting ready to sacrifice himself on the front lines - and doesn't want to. Finally you reach you destination. WORK. Come in to half hearted hellos, and the smell of coffee filling the air. Go on your desktop, bypass the work and check you social network mail. 8 hours later you FINALLY get the energy you need for the previous hours in anticipation of leaving hell, and going home to you cable box, dinner, and cookies. Some People Have extra curricular activities...but that's SOME. 16 hours later you lay in bed and dread doing the same exact thing in 7 hours and 20 minutes. Vacation and "Mental Health" days are there for us all. Utilize them. Life is Beautiful. LOVE. -DJ