Chain of Events by Daniel Joseph

* You sit down, pass gas.
* Lady next to you smells it, get's sick.
* Throws up on the brand new carpets in the Dr. Office.
* Cleaning crew comes in to shampoo the carpets, machine breaks.
* Dr. Office is closed for 1 day.
* Dr. Upsets everyone with schedules appointments that day - his excuse, "Carpet Problems".
* This causes one patient to go on Google.com and Look up Carpet Problems.
* That brings him to a WebMD article about crabs.
* "What a coincidence" he say's.
* He also says " I don't want a doctor with crab's".
* He finds a new doctor.
* New Doctor knows Old doctor.
* New Doctor now thinks Old Doctor has Crabs.
* Turns out, New Doctor is Old Doctor's Lover.
* They break up via "text message" because old doctor is actually still married.
* Old Doctor's Wife finds the text, She divorces him three months later.
* You're at home poundin' Miller Lites tellin your buddies about "the time you farted in the Doctor's Office".

YES!

Put Together in 2 minutes and 24 seconds.

LOVE.