Dan Time. Like Down Time...but DAN TIME - "FEY REAL"

When you find out what you like in real life you stick with it, no?

Well, I've found what I like. The obvious.

That being Chocolate is good, and Tina Fey is Brilliant.

Apart from the oh so played out (I literally forgot her name for a second) Sara Palin skits on SNL, this chick knows what she's doing. Me and the Sheebs were talking about 30 rock last night, so I figured I'd catch up on this seasons episodes. This show is AMAZING. Tracy Morgan's character is what im guessing - Tracy Morgan in real life. Alec Baldwin is easily climbing the rope as my favorite actor, and Tina Fey...well she's dreamy.

All men can apply the beauty to their "what i want in a woman" list, but how about the fact that being a funny woman will get you "sacked" really quick.

So I am going to write a letter to her...right here, right now.

Dear Tina,

I have watched your comedy for a couple of years now. You're sarcasm, and wit drives me wild. Weekend Update was never enough. Those glasses, that little smirk, the hair...OH THE HAIR!! Tempting, but still tells me that you don't play games. I saw your cameo in Man of the Year and all I wanted to know was - "when is she going to be available for on demand watching?". Now you are. Yes Tina, you are. For now on, I will log onto NBC.com just to see you're welcoming grin on 30 rock. Note: Please make Kenneth's character into a spin off series on HBO.

I dunno Ms. Fey. I just don't know. I think I love you from afar. Let's do lunch.

Sincerely,

-Daniel

If she doesn't go bonkers for that, she's just what I thought...too good to be true.

Which leads me to the top ten things I want to see more of on Tv.

10) I want the F-bomb dropped a little bit more. FX and Comedy Central are cable stations. I want one of those high class suits on 60 minutes to stimulate the UNDER 55 crowd with a nice "hello world" in the tune of F-U-C-K.

9) Less Euro-Trash. yeah I know, this is a I want to see more list, but C'mon HBO. Flight Of the Choncords was awesome, and HELLO...New Zeiland! I love europe, I hate their comedy..some times. I can deal with the two blokes who do the movies.(Hot Fuzz etc...)

8) More sports on basic channels. Espn is going to give someone a seizure sooner or later with all of that shit that pops up on the screen. I feel like I'm watching the game in the middle of a laser tag match.

7) I want more Hard Liquor Commercials. Beer is cool, and tributes to much of the funny that we see in commercials. What's more funny than seeing vodka commercials boasting sophistication? Watching someone drink vodka THINKING they are going to be sophisticated after a couple. There is no such thing...or is there?

6) I need more Seinfeld. That's me being sarcastic. I think he's got a deal with every station. I saw "the mall" episode on PBS.

5) More late night cartoons. That's me being sarcastic again. Family Guy is cool, American Dad is Family Guy, and The Simpsons Need to be on Adult Swim already. Everything else can suck one.

4) A channel dedicated to blue collar women. That was my throw away.

3) Movies that go straight to UPN. We all know what this would include. Yes we DO. I'm not going to list them, all I gotta say is expect D.L. Hughley to make a couple more big screen appearances.

2) A channel dedicated to Re-runs of nothing but the finest in 80's and early 90's TV. Im talking Perfect Strangers, Cosby Show, Home Improvement, 227, Family Ties, Degrassi Jr. High, and He-man. Who would leave the house? WHo? WHO?

1) I want Tina Fey all day every day. I want 30 rock season blocks. I want Weekend Update at 5pm. I want a Tina Fey reality show on the weekends. Tina, Tina, Tina.


If You're gonna do it. Do it classy, and with a way out.


-Daniel Joseph